Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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