i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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