He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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