I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i think i have two assholes
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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