She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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