don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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