I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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