The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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