people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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