Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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