Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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