Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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