Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
dude. I can hear the air.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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