I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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