Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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