Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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