Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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