I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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