Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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