You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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