how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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