Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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