Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
