Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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