I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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