not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
