if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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