he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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