Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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