Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize