I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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