i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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