The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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