what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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