Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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