There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i think my mom watched the whole time
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
