Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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