There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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