Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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