You work out of a Hotel?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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