hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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