Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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