She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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