I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
