it wasn't lemon gatorade
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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