Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
