It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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