He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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