Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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