i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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