I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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