i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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