all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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