What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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