Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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