I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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