I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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