Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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